Evan

Dad, proud UCF alum, comedy, sports

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Hey @HPE I don't know what you sell from that race car commercial but it sure is terrible

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@Espngreeny Do you ever say anything that isn't the most trite drivel? Or only when you're simping for draftkings?

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Deodorant is really just oderant

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Pie is a spoon food

[Evan @evandavidson2]

I love that movie Mr. Magnasium's Sleezy Gymnasium

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Chicken salad is dip

[Evan @evandavidson2]

When Ryder tells Zuma he's up in @pawpatrol

[Evan @evandavidson2]

When my cat pukes in the middle of the night

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

There may be an upcoming towel shortage in North Carolina

[Evan @evandavidson2]

I just had two @Tostitos scoops that fit so perfectly inside each other I thought it was a single thicc boi.

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@SickosCommittee AmbVOLance? Are you looking for notes?

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@SickosCommittee I've got a hankering for anchoring. Is that anything? Go Vandy!

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Non stop x-chair commercials. #cfb is back!

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@barstoolsports Tie is just tied so long

[Evan @evandavidson2]

My name is Hal Oscar Ween. And I invented Christmas

[Evan @evandavidson2]

#BarryHBO still rules

[Evan @evandavidson2]

You ever had a tweet hold up #barryhbo

[Evan @evandavidson2]

AustHIM Reaves #LakeShow

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Wow @Pringles this is two years in a row. Pig nation will not stand for this. Make the wide mouth can. Let our little sausage fingies get after them potaters

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@Pringles your super bowl commercial just made light of this very serious request. Let us fat fingered little piggies at those last 5 crackers. #SuperBowl

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Hey @Pringles when you gonna make those wide mouth cans so my fat little fingies can grab more of them crackers?

[Evan @evandavidson2]

Andrew Wiggins is Harrison Barnes right?#BOSvsGSW

[Evan @evandavidson2]

@PackripEwing My brother @eric_davidson needs his first Ballerz. He's missing out big time.