Evan Derrow

If in doubt, assume it is sarcasm

[Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_]

It turns out music, movies, entertainment, and society in general peaked during the exact time period when you, the person reading this, were a teenager.

[Matt Levine @matt_levine]

at the risk of taking this too seriously, i will say it's kind of weird for the richest man in the world to say "this is the public square, i will take it private."

[U.S. Army DEVCOM C5ISR Center @DEVCOM_C5ISR]

Do you like solving problems? So does C5ISR Center’s Evan Derrow! Derrow, a strategic initiatives officer, says the joy of problem solving led him to a career in #STEM.

Test your problem solving skills in this week’s issue:
https://t.co/MFLjbuJ32X

@usarmy_devcom @ecybermission

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

stop fighting! everyone stop fighting! this goes against everything the lockheed martin armed forces bowl stands for!

[Prof Michelle Ryan @shellkryan]

This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

Canceling virtual hangout sessions is okay.

Choosing to spend time with your spreadsheet instead of online with your friends is okay.

Obsessing over the power of XLOOKUP is okay.

Being in love with Excel is okay.

Excel is Excel-lent and so are you.

[HBO @HBO]

Definition of a Tom sundae with Greg sprinkles on top. Congratulations to Matthew Macfadyen and @nicholasbraun of #SuccessionHBO on their individual Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.

[⚡OG @Randy_Shannon]

legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it

[Evan Derrow @evanderrow]

@PulitzerPrizes @brianmrosenthal @nytimes Congrats, Brian!! Go @NorthwesternU!

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

Beginning today, we are posting #COVID19 cases by ZIP code on https://t.co/Shy9A0ubl9. We are being as proactive as anyone in the country on this so that Marylanders can better understand the spread of this deadly virus.

[Evan Derrow @evanderrow]

@AoDespair We saw you in the grocery store today but felt awkward coming over to say hi, given the times. But if we had been able to introduce ourselves, my wife and I wanted to tell you that we are huge fans (and that we named our dog Wallace). See you around!

[sarah j. dudski @dudski]

my number one boy

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

NFL refs when a coach challenges an obviously incorrect pass interference call

[Megan Greenwell @megreenwell]

And with that, it's over. Deadspin no longer employs a single writer or editor. I am gutted but so very proud of this group of people.

Deadspin was a good website.

[Evan Derrow @evanderrow]

@PGDougSchneider Are these all real places or is this an elaborate metaphor?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Engineering is true magic

[HBO @HBO]

😀: when #Barry wins two Emmys
😭: when you're reminded (frequently) that the Wire never won any

[Evan Derrow @evanderrow]

#35years of @Jeopardy and still no cost of living adjustment? 🤔