Evan

Orange County native living in Austin.
Politics, religion, culture, sports, comedy.

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

This is not AI, this is an accurate self-portrait

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@MonolithicFilm @pheaglescentral @GunnOnOne @EmmanuelAcho I’d understand your reaction if he was a really good player but my brother in Christ this guy is a security guard

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Paddy_Junior @luchobartt @NoahWall A variety of reasons depending on the messenger by I’d say the main reason is that multiple factions are competing for 2028 and attacking this weakens JD

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

It's so funny how they tell you that your TV is logging everything you say just so they can use the data for "targeted advertising."

Then they send me an ad with a fat trans woman selling HIV medicine.

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Paddy_Junior @luchobartt @NoahWall “You” and it’s the party you’ve been voting for your whole life

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@esaagar Even in your own hypothetical the gambling isn’t the biggest problem

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

Baker Mayfield since joining the Buccaneers in 2023…

🔸1,114 completions (2nd)
🔸12,237 pass yds (3rd)
🔸95 pass TD (2nd)
🔸100 total TD (4th)
🔸11 games with 300+ pass yds (5th)
🔸30 games with 2+ pass TD (2nd)

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@KellyOubreFan53 @ball_truther @sarge____ Boxed wine?

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@BussinWTB @_willcompton What is this boomer slop

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@FKooser007 @erneszio @MatthewDR There’s literally nothing confusing about it. Get off the internet

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@ProFootballTalk @Ian_OConnor Isn’t that when his non-black girlfriend called Ray Lewis a house ni**er?

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@usdarawmilk My steelman for Paxton is that he’s polling horribly with women (he is detestable) and this is the kind of lazy shit they think will help him fix that (it won’t)

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Everydaymerican @michaelmalice I expect them to. Hopefully I’ll have a better answer for them than “your generation sucks, get back to work.”

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Danny_Ruiz123 @memeticsisyphus I rest my case

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@KarlWuckert Blizerian doesn’t know how to run a campaign

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@TalkingtheSIP I think they’re trying to re-position themselves as actually controlling the SEC and that power would ensure it. Plus some saber rattling

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Danny_Ruiz123 @memeticsisyphus Then this should be easy. What did Epstein earn, what did he invest it in, and how did those investments produce his fortune?

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Danny_Ruiz123 @memeticsisyphus No, you described a line of work. You haven’t explained where the fortune actually came from.

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Danny_Ruiz123 @memeticsisyphus A convicted sex offender with an unexplained fortune, extraordinary access to global elites and an extraordinarily favorable plea deal, and your conclusion is ‘there’s simply not much else to this guy.’ Okay.

[Evan @EvanDMyers]

@Danny_Ruiz123 @memeticsisyphus “Rich people know politicians” explains remarkably little about Jeffrey Epstein.