sarge

almost always joking.

[sarge @sarge____]

@PLAYERANDTHEFAN

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

Are the Tigers depressing anyone else? 😔

[sarge @sarge____]

@ZANmadden is it possible for them to ever truly get defense in decent shape?

dropped picks, contain/spy not being consistent, underneath zones being flakey at best. with how good offensive playbooks are to begin with, i don't know how they ever balance it

[sarge @sarge____]

i'd slap the shit out of Kevin O'Leary and Dave Ramsey if either one of those bald headed dorks ever came around trying to give me financial advice

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z needs to stop spending $28 on lunch when they only make $70,000

“that is why they stay poor.”

[sarge @sarge____]

@GetRichWitRich everything about the gameplay mechanics in general is dogshit, and the goalies are like brick walls

[sarge @sarge____]

i bought NHL 25 on sale last year and it was borderline unplayable. i'm not super tapped into the community as a whole, but i haven't heard a positive thing about EA NHL in years

it's pretty hard to stand out as the worst sports game when 2k, Madden, and The Show exist

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Just downloaded NHL 26. First hockey video game I’ve played in over a decade. It’s incredible how much worse EA Sports managed to make what used to be a near perfect game

[sarge @sarge____]

to show how unbiased i am, i'll give you an equally stupid example from my side of the street:

Mel Tucker saying Michigan State was "home" when he got hired because he was a graduate assistant for like nine minutes in 1998

[sarge @sarge____]

always with the unnecessarily fabricated lies

the kid growing up in Indiana during the heyday of Bobby Knight was cheering for the Fab 5? and he didn't fit this nugget in for two years on the job?

why do they do this lmao

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Dusty May grew up in Indiana, but he loved the Fab Five — even matching his youth team's uniforms to match Michigan's.

What about the Fab Five's Final Four banners returning to the rafters in Ann Arbor?

"Almost all of the people at Michigan would like for those guys to have some form of representation in our arena," he said.

Full interview: https://t.co/ymccieISbv

[sarge @sarge____]

i'll never understand ESPN letting Zach Lowe walk, but promoting Tim Legler into a bigger role has been a home run for him. Legler is a supreme ball knower and they way he breaks down the game is so enjoyable

[NBA Base @TheNBABase]

ESPN's Tim Legler on Chet Holmgren’s Game 7 performance

"There is no denying he was shook, he was rattled. It affected the way he was processing the game, and it completely took away his aggressiveness. He started to look like a guy that was afraid of failure, and when you start to play that way as a professional athlete, that’s exactly what it’s going to look like. You don't take chances anymore. You'd rather play it safe and disappear than to try and have it not work out — drive at Wemby and have him block your shot, try to get there in time to stop Wemby at the rim and he get dunked on again. It's better not to try than to have that happen again. That's exactly what he looked like."

(Via @ALLCITY_NBA)

[sarge @sarge____]

@711ond yeah man, you're right. good call

[sarge @sarge____]

this should have been the cover imo

[EASPORTSCollege @EASPORTSCollege]

Kewan Lacy. Malachi Toney. Dante Moore.

Your #CFB27 cover athletes are officially here.

Full reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/6mLj03LkTz

[sarge @sarge____]

bro omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #sports #humor

[TheWolverine.com @TheWolverineOn3]

Remember when Tom Izzo said this?

😂😂😂

[sarge @sarge____]

yeah, guys! cut the fricken malarkey, okay? he's only 19!

it's okay for UofM to trash other players in the comment sections of their families, but this is going too far! KNOCK IT OFF!

[Anthony Broome @anthonytbroome]

The Bryce Underwood discourse is exhausting, and it's only June.

He's 19, in a new offense, coming off a chaotic freshman season. Let it breathe.

The story, one way or another, will be written Saturdays this fall: https://t.co/c95aI1MPoB

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[sarge @sarge____]

@mwj5596 blame yourself for expecting to ever be happy as a Michigan State fan. that's what it means to be a true Spartan

[sarge @sarge____]

one thing I'm really not looking forward to over the next six months is every negative thing related to MSU football being an indictment on Pat Fitzgerald's a ability to run a program

[sarge @sarge____]

i see the mouthbreathers are already having mental breakdowns over official visit season

[sarge @sarge____]

all gaming communities are huge nerds (myself included), but hardcore sports gamers are by far the most insufferable

they would rather have hot dog vendors look realistic than have good gameplay

[sarge @sarge____]

marveling at how nice the donor suites look as my hard flat defender doesn't move while watching a guy run right in front of him >>>

[kb @saintcfb]

Imagine facility upgrades in College Football 27.

#EACFB27

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

@sarge____ A player ranked in the 1000s who fans would have cried about us even taking are mad he’s not visiting. They’re predictably operating in bad faith

[sarge @sarge____]

i see the mouthbreathers are already having mental breakdowns over official visit season

[sarge @sarge____]

i am a mentally broken person who has been beaten into dust by my sports fandom, BUT:

i like what i'm seeing from Michigan State football's next few weeks of official visits. the coaching staff is on the right track