AK40Evan

extra E.xtra T.errestrial!
🏳️‍🌈✌🏼🖤👽

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

Moon Costco. 🫠🤍🌝

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

@calgarytransit the bus stop in Crowfoot across the AMA is an absolute mess. Garbage overflowing, garbage everywhere.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

how anyone can be so fucking evil beats me... My late brother and dad wouldn't allow this and for that, I'm stranding my ground. Done with being walked over for 10 years.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

funny how someone can go and put sticky notes on things saying, "NOT YOURS," but yet they're out there cuddling and touching the dicks of their friends who have girlfriends. #GTFOH

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

imagine being a wild rampant animal, and then being coaxed by the sweet narrative of @RobertIrwin. Fuck, I'd live in a shoe box for the rest of my days.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

so what about them Epstein files? *smoke screen failed*

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

💔 but 🤘🏼

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

man I hate my life right now. I didn't sign up for this.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

this is how it feels to be worthless while chewing 5gum. 🫧

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

Sudden KFC craving.. 🍗 #NHLDraft

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

[blank space] is how I identify.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

feeling 2nd resides with me.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

›everyone's an artist in this world, why won't you let them Microsoft paint?.jpeg

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

solar powered phones™

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

@TrashBat666 excuse a me? HENNY.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

why is there not a movie for me to bawl my eyes out to regarding Terry Fox? I'm such a sucker for that shit.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

@NHLFlames #flames1stgoal Zary!

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

@calgarytransit people smoking crack in the shelter at Crowfoot Gate by the Shell across from the AMA.

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

@NHLFlames #Flames1stGoal Sharongovich baby🔥🚨

[AK40Evan @evandrothol]

living for the "Oxempic" ads. Gotta make them Americans feel at home. #fournationsfaceoff #canadavsusa