evan ellis

stayed up too late again.

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✅Bought a house

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Chipotle needs a monthly subscription service.

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@abby_burkitt Or just not show up to their first shift????

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Every day I look forward to seeing my old classmates most recent tin foil hat conspiracy news story. Oh my, it’s always something😂😂😂

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I stfg if this @LillyPad fiasco doesn’t recoup

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Bitchin’ Chipotle Sauce fucks.

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I watched one ad for a new Dyson vacuum and now ALL of my ads are for Dyson vacs. I ALREADY HAVE A TOP-TIER DYSON VAC. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP 😩😩😩

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Anytime a customer asks “what’s your favorite drink to make? 😋😛🤪😜”
I like to open beers.

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Craving a Costco hotdog + soda combo rn

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@abby_burkitt Cute pup for sure. This is my boy Winston, who is ACTUALLY the cutest.

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@RealDBishop What did you say?

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The customer wasn’t right in this situation, but I could smell the fat tip from a mile away

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Tonight I poured 6x 2oz shots of Clase Azul Reposado @ $50/, only to be asked for them shaken with ice. It was wrong, but I did it anyway.

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I’m a dog dad now— this is Winston!

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Bros before others

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Wow I am thriving here in Cancun.

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I just got a promotion!

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@abby_burkitt Shape Fitness downtown— 24 hour, key fob entry, $25/mo, plenty of cardio equipment and free weights. You can connect your music to the sound system. I’m often the only one in there when I go during off hours