Evan Fisher

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In https://t.co/xSvOSJaOMQ

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

My new show The Rehearsal begins tonight on HBO. Enjoy

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation https://t.co/zknaoDPclG

[pgLang @pgLang]

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers https://t.co/ZPYJBubWQq

[Spotify @Spotify]

You up? Waiting for that new @kendricklamar 😩

[Is Today Nathan Fielder’s Birthday? @natfielderbday]

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

[pgLang @pgLang]

https://t.co/MNshhGphT5

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

In moments of crisis, people often show their true colors.

[RIT Men's Hockey @RITMHKY]

FINAL SCORE | #RIT 3, @NiagaraMHKY 2 - Calverley, Hamacher and Walker with a goal apiece, Willett with 2 assists.

Six-point weekend for the fellas. Woot.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: Italian greyhound
Confidence: 8.32%

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Tonight, Sunny will become the longest running live action sitcom in TV history.

What is wrong with you people? 😊

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I told him to run the ball. #FlyEaglesFly

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

The single most popular policy idea in America, negotiating drug prices, is supported by 83 percent of Americans.

Democrats took it out of their bill because a famously corrupt senator from a safe blue state, funded by pharmaceutical companies, didn't want it in there.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Hey Rochester NY, Tig will be at RIT TONIGHT at 9pm, tickets on sale now! @RITtigers https://t.co/TEW3VcFoNl

[Evan Fisher @evanfp582]

@TigNotaro @RITtigers First comedy show live and it was amazing!! I'd go to Pat's Coffee mug, but they are closed this weekend

[Evan Fisher @evanfp582]

@nateandmufasa I vehemently disagree

[Chris Dela Cruz @chrisdelacruzin]

HERE ARE 3 BIG UPDATES:
1. My debut full-length concept album “LIFE IS A DAY” is coming out OCTOBER 8th‼️

2. My first single “GHOSTS” releases next week, SEPTEMBER 10th.
Followed by “LAST DANCE” on SEPTEMBER 24th. 🎶

3. Lastly, I’M GOING ON TOUR 🗓

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.