evan😲

pick me up pinhead turn me around

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born silly ☠️💪

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@RobertBenfer @nico_avchd hey big rob you should host the next season

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@OwenShroyer1776 filmed in tel aviv

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@zoe_idkman she peg my aja til i do it again

[evan😲 @evangangstad]

@jetneptune_ I often have dreams about this exact situation. You are literally living my dream.

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@arielxpink i went to your show in omaha. wasn't planning on buying merch (tight budget) but ended up buying a shirt and a record. love what you do brother, take my money.

[evan😲 @evangangstad]

criminally aware

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@schizoretard18 @piersmorgan um, actually it's "Finkelstein's monster"

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@acnewsitics Defund the police!

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@FloridaGroypr @ImperiumFirst It's a good deal

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Someone falling down the stairs is ALWAYS funny.. I don't care how OLD or how DISABLED you are

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maybe i should be more active here maybe that will make me big and rich and famous

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@jetneptune_ can we expect completed episodes of s4 even though it was cut short?

[evan😲 @evangangstad]

‼️‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨 80 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN GOT ME LIKE 🚨🚨🚨🚨 "HEY IT MIGHT RAINED"‼️‼️‼️‼️

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do girls know about breakbeats

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they always ask how ARE you but never how are ME....... think about it

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"classic rock" isn't a genre, it's a radio format

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my body isn't a temple it's a 400 dollar a month single room apartment

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twin booths with confession-style grated windows, but for breakups or other personal confrontations. 50 for the first hour, 20 for each additional hour.

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when i was like 5 i watched the music video for the cure's lullaby on yahoo videos, and i thought it was awesome... the spider man is having me for dinner tonite..

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i'll yawn right in yr face i don't give a flying damn