Evan G. Cooper

Wedding Planner & Floral Designer, Whataburger Regular, wannabe FBI agent, Future Reality TV Star, WDW AP, World Traveler. Diet Coke for all.

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Why is buying concert tickets so hard?

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She must be broke.

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Pretty sure everyone “does flowers” now.

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Not me over here looking at @DisneyCruise jobs after my 6th Sailing.

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I wish my therapist had an after hours number. 🤯🤯🤯

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Currently going ham on my inbox.

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@PrattvilleYMCA GRITS COOK OFF WITH @wsfa12news

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#NewProfilePic

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When you unpin the conversation…

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GOD, I LOVE @ChatGPTapp !!!

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The rain can stop any day now.

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My therapist is gonna hate to see me coming Monday.

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Do people actually like Megan Moroney?!?

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The HOA is worried about our pine straw, but the neighbors still have icicle lights up from Christmas.

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#ihateithere

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You’ll get tired.

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I don’t trust anyone that wears @HeyDudeShoes

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I CAN’T WAIT FOR VACATION!

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I’d be ok if I never spoke to the @Delta customer service rep I just spoke to ever again.