Evan Gilmore ✪

As in Happy, or The Girls. See website for complete nutritional information. he/him/his

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

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[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

I love the leather seats in this model.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK

ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST

REPOST TO ENTER

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[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/IPa5iFODPV

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

I assume this is a Fox News update??

[The U.S. Capitol Police @CapitolPolice]

We have received several reports of aggressive fox encounters on or near the grounds of the U.S. Capitol.

For your safety, please do not approach any foxes.

Animal Control Officers are working to trap and relocate any foxes they find.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

The fact that @RBReich is the father of @samreich blows my mind. Their content couldn't be more dissimilar - economics and comedy - but they are equally my favorite personalities on #TikTok.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

@mcreynoldsmedia The surrealism in this show is simultaneously breathtaking and infuriating.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Crypto is just the stock market for people who think superhero movies should win more Oscars.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

All I want in life is a folk-pop, Taylor Swift-y cover of the Menard’s jingle.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

I wish I had the same “devil may care” attitude that the gentleman sitting in the dental clinic lobby with me had today, eating an actual box of Cracker Jack immediately before his appointment.

[Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner]

I like The Last Jedi, I like The Rise of Skywalker, and I like The Book of Boba Fett. Not sure what kind of SW fan that makes me, but there it is. 🤷‍♂️

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

Remember the mom who had octuplets back in 2009?? They all just turned 13! 😮 #timeflies #Teenagers #grocerybills

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

@ianhauer @theNAVAR @ianhauer @theNAVAR @KarnehmEsh Have any of you seen Sense8? It is also by the Wachowskis, and takes the themes of human connection to a whole new level. I absolutely loved it. Also shares almost all the new cast members from the new film.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

My favorite part of the new #BookOfBobaFett trailer was when #BobaFett slapped a “Believe” poster up on the wall of Jaba’s Palace.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

@joelcash1 It full…ish.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

Similarly, to quote @TedLasso (who misattributed Walt Whitman). “Be curious, not judgmental.”

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

“Men hate each other because they fear each other. They fear each other because they don’t know each other and they don’t know each other because they don’t communicate with each other, and they don’t communicate with each other because they are separated from each other.”

-MLK

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

“Men hate each other because they fear each other. They fear each other because they don’t know each other and they don’t know each other because they don’t communicate with each other, and they don’t communicate with each other because they are separated from each other.”

-MLK

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

It’s a “bones day” my ass.

[Evan Gilmore ✪ @evangilmore]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a “sexy Squid Game” Halloween costume is not a great idea.