Evan Goer

Forget it, Jake. It's JavaScript.

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So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors... but none for clerics.

This is why your entire startup is going to get eaten.

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@ryanflorence I was on a waiting list for the Volvo C40, it arrives in a couple weeks!!

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@kenwheeler She has ~95% figured out grownups. Incredible

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@JoePostingg Golden Axe II.

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@jemaleddin 1989 would be Tim Berners-Lee himself, admittedly very hard to beat.

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@_jessicasachs How does this not have the same reach as the DJs/pastors/bank robbers meme?

[jess @_jessicasachs]

this.bread

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@jensimmons I unironically love Quip.

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@jemaleddin these days you gotta stick your finger in the wind, take the temperature, who’s to say if advocating mass murder is under or over fifty percent yet?

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@DewanAhmed @cherthedev Yeah, basically you had to drag in python tooling into your project and it was too much for most devs. If someone had written a JS RST parser, that would have changed things.

No serious experience with asciidoc, I’m familiar with it but have not done a real project.

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Had *so* much fun with the kids at age 2, talking like robots, saying beep boop. This tweet brought back a flood of good memories. 💜

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@rev_avocado Remembering the old Sierra game Police Quest I, where if you did any infraction (run a red light without turning on your siren) the game was instantly over.

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@scribblingfox I was quoting the U’Netaneh Tokef, which is an extremely Jewish thing (top 20 at least)

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@scribblingfox …Who by usage errors, who by verbosity
Who by excess jargon, who by untested code samples
But REPENTANCE, PRAYER, and EDITING shall avert the severe decree

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@lemay Heaven help you if you’re on my team and use DANGER in software documentation. I’ll show you what DANGER really means

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“CAUTION: Using `—delete-extras` will destroy your operating system. Do not use this option.”

[Jared Palmer @jaredpalmer]

What’s your favorite error message of all time?

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@john_chu For a CLI, yeah it was!

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@jemaleddin There’s only so much openness to experience a guy can take

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I would like to thank all my younger, cooler coworkers over the years who taught me to appreciate modern pop music and hiphop. You expanded my horizons, and I am grateful!

ALSO today is exhausting and I am just gonna turtle up & listen to Dad Rock. Hope everyone’s ok with that.

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@john_chu It’s cool because I did manage to get that option removed, in less than a year IIRC