Evan

[Novig @Novig]

USA soccer when it’s time to play a real football club

[New York Post @nypost]

Would-be UFO whistleblower died of accidental drug overdose after agreeing to testify to Congress https://t.co/loNAU9QE9F

[naiive @naiivememe]

And suddenly you start to understand that drunk uncle with no wife and kids

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Chilling.

[Evan @evanh25]

@realmfberlin Having kids

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

[NEET CHUD @NeetChud888]

just quit

[Evan @evanh25]

@NeshaMonae2 Nope

[Evan @evanh25]

@Bitcoin_Teej Depends where you live

[Zade 🇸🇰 @uh_zade]

9 years ago today when seasons was the main gamemode in ultimate team🥹😂

[JT @jiratickets]

Me at the office monday morning trying to figure out why I’m locked out of my email

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Ngl coming home after a 9-5 to kids would piss me tf off😔

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

marijuana should be treated more like wine and less like heroine

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Treat everyone like they're wearing a wire.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

What it feels like when that “0 FG IN X:XX MIN” graphic pops up for a team you bet on

[Medical Grower 420 🇺🇸 @medicalgrower42]

Truth.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Coca-Cola is reportedly testing a cannabis-flavored beverage.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[Evan @evanh25]

@stonersvilla @ynb_chris Can it?