Evan

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

I’m a man, which means every time I get a new sweatshirt or jacket, it’s my favorite sweatshirt or jacket, until I get a new sweatshirt or jacket

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Grew up poor penny pincher gang

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

There will be no Creed slander in this home

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Do you guys actually like sparkling water or are you lying

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Something about this screams Christians

[. @Notdojaaa]

What an extremely lame thing to stage.

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Why’d Rihanna smell her cooch like that

[ben📹 @sprksmcfly]

do celebrities get jury duty? imagine ur going to trial and willem dafoe is across the room looking at u like this

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

@kaihaaxo Brian

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

No babe your salary is perfect the big ones scare me

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

You can’t sit there and tell me Heart like a Truck isn’t a banger. You can’t

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Memphis style dry rub ribs are better than sauced and you cannot change my mind

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

I’ve worked 37 hours in two days. Someone please put me out of my misery

[sar @_sarahsnow]

why did my brother’s doordash driver do him so dirty😭😭😭

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

@jojosuber Could be if you wanted to

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

This Amazon prime day thing is WHOOPIN my girlfriends ass

[Evan @evanhuxtable]

Pigeon toed girls got the best pussy

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.