Evanisabear

just a weaselly little punk.

[Evanisabear @evanisabear]

@hclax28 @clur19 I am indeed a silly goose. And i love being in the pond

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@MarissaHuckabay We have been watching a lot of scooby doo...and multicolored retro outfits and a mystery seemed scooby dooey

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@MarissaHuckabay Hurtful.

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@MarissaHuckabay As a man I can confirm this...can i petition to rename the hordes the plague?

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@MarissaHuckabay Guys feel free, I would love a new computer monitor.

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@MarissaHuckabay I thought i was your e boy

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Marissa: "Well ya know, fingers taste different than elbows..."

Me: "I never thought I would reach this level of weird in casual conversation, but ok...let's get sno cones"

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@crewplayer9 @MarissaHuckabay That is because our bond in irreplaceable Jose. ❤❤❤

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@MarissaHuckabay Oh you did me dirty here

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@MarissaHuckabay Monday blues hit a little different when you have to say goodbye to your S/O and watch her drive 4.5 hours back home.

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I love it when she wears my things. @MarissaHuckabay looks better when she wears my letterman;) #disgustingcouple

[disco fairy 🪩 @redacted_user11]

i was gonna get out of my car but Move Along came on so i guess i’m stuck for 3 more minutes

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@MarissaHuckabay Shhhhh. At least it gives you a reason to always eat my breakfast.

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@MarissaHuckabay Fine. But if the UFC comes to NOLA you have to come with me

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@MarissaHuckabay You're trapped now

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@MarissaHuckabay @crewplayer9 pepperoni bacon and banana peppers. Got it.

[disco fairy 🪩 @redacted_user11]

the hardest part about going grocery shopping is convincing myself to buy real food instead of pizza rolls again

[Evanisabear @evanisabear]

I swear she likes me a little sometimes...maybe;)