Evan Crawley

the universe. what a concept. I like terrible New York sports teams.

[Evan Crawley @evanjcr]

My debut EP LOCKED is out now on all streaming services! Check it out!!!

https://t.co/vzZh4Up3wR

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MY GOAT

[NBA @NBA]

JB WITH THE SHOT.

OG WITH THE PUTBACK.

3-1 SERIES LEAD FOR NEW YORK.

KNICKS COMPLETE THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY (29 PTS) 🚨

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE LARGEST HALFTIME LEAD IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[Evan Crawley @evanjcr]

@skumWgmi The median bank account balance for those under 35yo is $5400.

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@DougRoberman @jrmamana this is such a funny comment because they’re in their mid 30s and have been a band for 16 years

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@SpeedSportLife @blakesley_ I would argue that MPV and Minivan are synonyms, or at least very similar. Wikipedia, for example, considers them to be the same. I understand that lines are often blurred between vehicle classes, and there aren’t clear definitions, but the Outback really isn’t a wagon anymore.

[Evan Crawley @evanjcr]

@SpeedSportLife @blakesley_ Subaru calls it an SUV. It's an SUV.
The 2009 Outback, which was really the last year it could be considered a wagon, was 61.6" tall. That Outback was essentially a lifted version of the Legacy wagon, which was 58.1". The 2026 Outback is 66.1". RAV4 is the same height.

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@ShaxNBA I went to both of these games 🥲
Knicks went on an 8-game win streak after this one

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@KnicksMuse If they offer me a refund on the way out, sure

[NFL @NFL]

JAMEIS WINSTON RECEIVING TD FROM GUNNER OLSZEWSKI.

NYGvsDET on FOX/FOX One
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

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If this was any other year I’d be absolutely stunned and livid that this game went to overtime and the Giants lost after this.

Now I’m just numb. Desensitized to the horror that is watching Giants football.

But my god what a good feeling this was in the moment.

[NFL @NFL]

RUSSELL WILSON MOON BALL TO MALIK NABERS.

GIANTS LEAD.

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@KevinOConnorNBA what the fuck

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this game sucks man

[New York City 911 @NYC_Alerts911]

Manhattan | W 34th St and 7th Ave.
PD requesting additional units for crowd control. Level 4 Mobilization called.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

go Knicks baby

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@Dan_Shaughnessy this is hilarious

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d o u b l e b a n g

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

in case you missed it:

the @jalenbrunson1 double bang™

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JALEN FUCKING BRUNSON

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@BleacherReport Any reply criticizing this would do this exact same thing if they were an NBA player with a streak like this

those same people would also hate on him and the Knicks if he got injured playing extended minutes in a meaningless game at the end of the season

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@RandyScottESPN Why are you mad at them for how poorly designed this road with no shoulder is? What exactly are they doing wrong?