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potters & pain 🤝

[Ev @evanjervis]

tried to order 2 cider n blacks & ended up with 2 chicken wraps, cheers london xx

[Dom Smith @DGabrielliSmith]

Supporting Stoke and England means I will never see my team win a major trophy in my lifetime.

[Jack Roworth @RoworthJack]

Sometimes when I’m out, I eat beans cold from the tin. It’s really cheap and fills me up, rather than the crap I end up buying (other than pie and mash). Beans with sausages from the tin have always been a luxury for me growing up, and I would always scran into them as a boy.

[Ev @evanjervis]

Ireland, you are president

[McGregor News @mcgregormma11]

IRELAND, YOU'RE PRESIDENT 🇮🇪

[Ev @evanjervis]

beyond parody

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Zelensky wants a forever war, a never-ending graft meat grinder. This is evil.

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

“You don’t look grateful.”

[Ev @evanjervis]

is this bloke ok

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

um

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways

[Ev @evanjervis]

knob

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

@Jesii_ca_M Try the Battle of The Somme.

[Potterlytics @potterlytics]

Really sad to see Morsy do this. The fact someone feels so strongly as to be openly opposing a campaign solely aimed at showing acceptance and tolerance is disappointing.

He's free to make this decision, of course, but people are free to criticise him for it.

[Football Report @FootballReprt]

I love how they turned off replies because they knew it would just be a ton of pictures of him wearing kits with gambling sponsorships on them, which is haram.

[Ev @evanjervis]

Wow!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Victoria Derbyshire asks Jeremy Clarkson if he's at the farmers' protest because he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax

Clarkson: "Classic BBC that, classic... I wanted to shoot, which comes with the benefit of not paying inheritance tax"

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇯🇲🪄 16 YEARS AGO TODAY: Ricardo Fuller pulled off this class turn and finish! 🤯🤯

[Ev @evanjervis]

and he’s always cooking fish

[Ev @evanjervis]

james martins a right smug bastard int he?

[Thomas @Thomasdc05]

Cleaning the pool and I couldn’t resist when I had access to the speakers 🤣