Evan

WSU

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

Watching teams rebuild in 2-3 years and going to the Super Bowl while the Browns are on year 26 and still looking for a coach

[VBL’s Ghost @Sorenthek]

Deal of century;
Man gets paid $95,000 in gold.
When price was $1550

[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

“So you’re telling me you drafted Baker Mayfield #1 overall?”

Yes.

“And you traded him to sign DeShaun Watson for $230M guaranteed?”

Yes.

“But now you are starting Dillon Gabriel over Shedeur Sanders?”

That’s correct.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

“You’ve watched every Browns game since you were 5?”

“That’s correct ”

“And you’ve never seen them make a Super Bowl?”

“I have not, Dave”

“And you still plan to watch every game?”

“Affirmative”

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

Grossi is never changing 😭😭😭

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for middle-class tourists, and printed more money than you ever needed. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your resort fees and your Michelin stars. Your Fontainebleau Hotel, Jean Georges Steakhouse, poolside cabana rentals, and Formula 1 Grand Prix. If you’d done your job, known your place, and stopped private equity from pricing out regular visitors, we all be fine right now. But you didn’t.

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

My financial advisor seeing 100% of my portfolio is in leveraged fartcoin

[Big Ale @TheZynleyCup]

Got chipotle for lunch and dominos for dinner

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Everybody stop and watch this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, a legal immigrant, successful actor, and former California Governor, just left The View STUNNED.

They attempted to get him to condemn ICE raids and what did he do?

He credited America for his success, promoted legal immigration, and called out violent criminal aliens.

Absolute masterclass:

“I'm so proud and happy that I was embraced by the American people like that. Imagine I came over here with absolutely nothing, and then to create a career like that. In no other country in the world could you do that. Every single thing is because of America.”

“The key thing is that we got to do things legal. Those people that are doing illegal things in America, and they're the foreigners, they are not smart. When you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest.”

“You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and to go and do something for your community.”

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Dyme @CryptoParadyme]

boomers celebrating gold $3500 after buying a kilo of it in 1983 for 17 raspberries and a firm handshake

[alli @sonofalli]

asking someone at palantir what they do

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Jim Cramer: Black Monday is coming

The market:

[lynk @lynk0x]

WE'RE TIRED OF WINNING MR. PRESIDENT!!!

[litquidity @litcapital]

Dudes who never bothered to buy stocks and put everything into a high yield savings account earning 4.5% APY

[adam (6’4) 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

what do you mean you have $11k in "doordash debt"

[Jaren @jmccrae35]

Ok

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Boomers buying this dip with the proceeds from their recent $2.4m house sale (they bought it for $20k)

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket