Evan

Reader. Marketer. Writer.

[Evan @evankinzle]

Listening to all of Taylor Swift's long songs and crying feels like a normal and acceptable way to spend the evening on this stunning August 26th, 2025 night

[Evan @evankinzle]

12 tracks, crisp lyrics, effervescent production, the most focused album she's ever made, most excited she's ever been to release an album... The Life of a Showgirl is, unfortunately, about to crawl inside my veins and turn me into a glitter monster.

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

it’s so crazy how long I can go on with my life as a normal functioning member of society but the moment that taylorswift dot com countdown starts it’s back to the asylum

[Evan @evankinzle]

THE MOON DOING TS12 PROMO??? #TS12Iscoming #TaylorSwift

[Evan @evankinzle]

Showed this to my friend and he said, very earnestly, "THAT'S the Pope?????"

[Evan @evankinzle]

Is it un-woke to give zero fucks about who the Pope is? Because... well.............

[Evan @evankinzle]

More gay men need to get into journaling. Let's self-reflect, mama !

[Evan @evankinzle]

Mine is simply called "A Lifetime" 🥹

[Evan @evankinzle]

Washington State Park... Very very famous park in NYC

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lorde previews her new single ‘What Was That’ at Washington State Park.

[Evan @evankinzle]

The repeated "in my head I do everything right" fading outro in Supercut by Lorde permanently changed the wiring of my braincells in ways that humanity cannot yet comprehend even 8 years later

[Evan @evankinzle]

In case anyone wants to buy it...

[Evan @evankinzle]

Recently chatted with a man on Hinge about his taxidermy collection and then promptly started getting weird ads for taxidermied rat underwear the next day. I told him this because I thought it was funny and he unmatched with me ♥️

[Evan @evankinzle]

Woman next to me at the airport is iconic. Quotes from her 3-minute phone call:

"I flew to New York this morning to get my hair colored. Coming back now."

"Is something wrong with y'all? You and Nancy are completely delusional."

"And is that a medical diagnosis? Those pills?"

[Evan @evankinzle]

#RSD25 in theory: fun, thrilling, exciting

#RSD25 in practice: horrifying, stressful, devastating

[Evan @evankinzle]

I need everyone to comprehend how good the three songs released from this album are. She is about to deliver one of the best pop records in recent memory.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

MARINA announces new album ‘Princess of Power.’

Out June 6th.

[Evan @evankinzle]

@imnoloon The trick is to remember that everyone is Just A Person™ as well. The worst anyone can do is judge you, but most people (1) won't care or (2) will treat you with respect as a human being should. The final bit is realizing that anybody who judges you isn't worth caring about.

[Evan @evankinzle]

@maryoliveoil @tay13bae Her first two are some of my all-time favorite reads and this one is trumping them both. It's incredible.

[Evan @evankinzle]

This book is so good I am actually going to be sick

[Evan @evankinzle]

Signed "cum" vinyl... We know who this is for (me)

[kesha @KeshaRose]

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[Evan @evankinzle]

Last night is going down in my personal history book as something I'll never forget. A little intimate evening with @gracieabrams and Aaron Dessner, two of my favorite artists to exist. Thanks for always consoling/inspiring me, you two. ♥️