Evan Latimer

mmmmm

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

I saw a man throw up at a Raising Cane's parking lot today.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@n8_white1 They’re going to Nebraska this week. Just go there lmao

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

When she hits your dick like a Whac-A-Mole

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@n8_white1 They got places to be I guess

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

I still think about The ClueFinders 3rd Grade Adventure: Mystery of Mathra and how they had talking flowers who were just the Beatles.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

*first grader looks at my shoes*
“Mr. Latimer, you have the same shoes as Chuck E. Cheese. Are you Chuck E. Cheese?”

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

To the kid who stole my IG-88 Lego figure from the Slave I Lego set from the 2006 set that included not only Boba Fett but the first incarnation of carbonite Han Solo, Dengar, and a Bespin Guard, fuck you.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

Post memes on this please. Been feeling pretty beat down by life recently and I desperately need a laugh to recharge my depleted serotonin.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@AnthonyWindle4 @nylawho1 Bro I know you’re better than this.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

I’m team #bluequill. Sonic all the way baby. @sonic_hedgehog

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

I can’t believe Kellogg’s was going to bring back cereal straws and I can’t even buy it because I’m not a class traitor.

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

Sometimes I wonder why kids can't behave for 2 minutes and then I see how their parents act and then I remember.

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I wasn't capping the zones in Control and this guy got so upset that he linked me the destiny the game wiki page for the Control game mode LMAOOO

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

I've been thinking a lot about how many people are in my life and how some people who were there aren't anymore and I just hope those people are happy and doing well no matter how things ended, ya know?

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@n8_white1 @Rainbow6Game 😩😩😩Uuuuuuuhhhh I'm bout to bust

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@n8_white1 Disown

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

*Innocently working out at the gym watching the Food Network*

*Guy FRIGGIN Fieri pulls up on a Segway*

The universe is making this really hard for me :(

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@BrendanSanchez Caught in 4k

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

@KatieQuesadilla When the imposter is sus

[Evan Latimer @EvanLatimer5]

Scrolling through texts from my brother