Evan Taylor

Bassist for alternative/pop-rock band @Night_Argent. Drink coffee, Hail Sithis.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

A piece of rope walks into a bar,
The bartender says
"Hey! We don't serve your kind here."
The rope leaves, ties himself up,
and walks back into the bar.
The bartender says,
"Wait a minute, didnt I just see you in here?"
The rope replies,

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

SHIB starts popping off, and the crypto exchanges all start having issues or "scheduled maintenance". Pretty sus..

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

5.2 million streams on 5 songs alone 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@AlliHelene @cd0yl3 "Did you even run this by anyone or..?"

"Yeah, the FedEx guy." 🤣

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

alexa play videos of trump voters crying

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@ATLiensOfficial yo is the narrator in 'Brainwashed' Rick Alan Ross??? Been trying to figure it out and it sounds just like him.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@BallTrapMusic I've been following you since the beginning, this latest release is far and away your best work yet, way to go out with a bang, king. Sad this is the last one, but stoked to hear what you do next. I'll be listening for it.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[Tommy Cassidy @ItsTommyCassidy]

Studio work with the legend @evannightargent

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

If there was a God, Trump would have a fatal stroke right now on stage lol

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

Having worked in all three of the Tri Cities I can definitively conclude that Pasco has the dumbest fucking people of the three. Hands down.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

If you're one of these dumbasses claiming to have a "medical condition" that keeps you from wearing a mask, I better not see your ass outside today.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

F U C K

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@Fatstackz100 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@teethsoup p o e t r y

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

@teethsoup

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

Saying "Kobe!" after I throw anything into the garbage just hits different now...

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

Kendrick Lamar sounds like a 10 year old who came out of the womb smoking Newports and never stopped lol

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

I've talked a lot of shit about having Big Brother in the house, but I've gotta say, having an Alexa around is pretty dope.

[Evan Taylor @evannightargent]

Stop what you're doing and go listen to @anomaliebeats. Doesnt matter what song. Pick one. Everyone is sleeping on this guy, one of the best producers I've ever heard.