Evann Laird

craft brew frequent | Twisters #8 | natural disaster movie aficionado

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

I think this is the last straw I needed to leave this stupid app.

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

“Margot Robbie is mid”

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

@hello__caitlin

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

@svershbow But at least you’ll know how to take it from day to night

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

An incredible Halloween costume idea

[mark @marksiembida]

Forever and always property of Tom Wambsgans

#Succession
#SuccessionHBO

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

I didn’t think anything could be less satisfying than twitter not actually self combusting in November but…. Trump definitely not getting arrested this week will certainly top that

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

@vomsy I was obsessed with this show. Thought I was the only one

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

I truly thought clickbait couldn’t surprise me anymore. Well, I WAS WRONG.

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

It’s almost like they were compensating for something………

[Jackson Bird @jackisnotabird]

Have you seen those "He Gets Us" ads that talk about things like Jesus being a refugee?

They'll be playing during the Super Bowl today––something that cost the group about $20 million.

But they're not quite what they seem. Here's what to know:

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

@BaileyNAragon @washingtonpost @AndrewJAragon He’s just trying to be engaged okay

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

Compulsive lying is one thing I guess… but PUPPY THEFT??

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

It was after dark when George A. Santos approached the farmer in Pennsylvania’s Amish country looking to buy at least eight puppies. A breeder recounted how the future congressman made off with four golden retrievers, leading to a 2017 criminal charge. https://t.co/CItIVHua3k

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

All I want for Christmas is for the M&Ms to release a superbowl commercial absolutely dragging Tucker Carlson and his weird obsession with them.

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

no it’s becky

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Carole Baskin is innocent!
Her husband, Don Lewis was found alive in Costa Rica. Here is the first photo of him in 10 years. #carolebaskin
For real though… he’s alive.

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

My husband had a day off and memorized Gen Z slang. Pray for me.

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

Okay but how do I tell the algorithm that I still want to see the comedians, I just don’t want it side paneled with some weird visual ASMR?

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

Pro tip for the gym - park yourself on the cardio machine in front of the TV tuned to Fox News and let your anger and disdain fuel your way through the best workout of your life

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

@sortedfood One time I was distracted and GENEROUSLY salted the water for my oatmeal…

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

My MIL got us ornaments to commemorate a cruise we went on but didn’t know it came with an option to personalize. So instead of a picture of my husband’s late grandparents, it’s a stock photo. So, merry Christmas to these models and thank you for an absolutely amazing memory

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

Olive Garden. The height of luxury.

[Evann Laird @evannmk]

She looks great but… guess the royals haven’t learned their lessons from wearing green screen green

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

💚 #EarthshotBoston2022