Evan

Part time Goon/Part time chef/Full time Adventurer. Here to share my thoughts with anyone who cares..or some shit.

[Evan @evanoddly]

@CainSpires @b00t13gr4bb3r It always happens lol

[Evan @evanoddly]

Everyone is celebrating the new years and I’m here literally keeping it together because of my cats.

[Evan @evanoddly]

@G0DDAMNITJEREMY It’s public information but I agree, it’s extremely lowbrow.

[Evan @evanoddly]

@alxr_jpg As a professional chef for 10 years, it’s neither. In its basic form it’s only a dairy product. Melt it and add some spices? Condiment AND sauce. Depends on application. Melted and poured on popcorn? Straight condiment. Melted, browned, and strained? Straight sauce.

[Evan @evanoddly]

At this point in my life I should have many, many regrets. But the only one I have now is not having more then one lifetime with you.

[Evan @evanoddly]

Yea I know I’m easy to forget about. I forget about myself too.

[Evan @evanoddly]

Lost another employee 🙃

[Evan @evanoddly]

Wow okay cool

[Evan @evanoddly]

I’m just going to blame the way I’m feeling on me being off my meds for almost a week and call it a day

[liv @livvoogus]

all nice guys w giant weiners own cats

[Evan @evanoddly]

@woodlandweeb The fucking “festival” is not even 24 hours?!? How is it possible to bender is such a meek amount of time?? This generation is weak

[Evan @evanoddly]

@nissnash 👀👀👀

[Evan @evanoddly]

I feel so hurt and disrespected rn 😖

[Azael del Rosario @azaeldelrosario]

direcciones entrelazadas.

[Evan @evanoddly]

@woodlandweeb Anytime she does literally anything

[Evan @evanoddly]

The hardest part about being a chef who is mentally I’ll is that I never take a compliment about my food to heart. I always have a thought in my head that tells me people are lying and are just being nice, but I also don’t get to where I am with out some talent.

[Evan @evanoddly]

@nissnash Facts

[Evan @evanoddly]

@nissnash I love you so fucking much 🥺

[Evan @evanoddly]

@_Nevergreen You say this with a confidence that’s says experience. Thanks.