GrEMILYns

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[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts

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It’s really CeX that keeps Kerrang! in business

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We’re winning the leeeeeeeague

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

THREE GOALS & THREE POINTS AT HOME! 💙🤍

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I’m not trying to be a pluribus hive apologist but if you blow me to near smithereens with a hand grenade & then whilst I am vulnerable and recovering in hospital unable to walk you drug me with behind my back and induce a heart attack, I just might feel like stealing a few eggs.

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@stursiabo Oh that’s crazy, got the same one

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Aaron Ramsey you have moved my aunt

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love to get football updates filtered through my aunt. apparently Oxford United have a new manager and he is ‘very dishy’

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OUR Pirate Lady

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forgot to put on my watch before work so keep checking my wrist freckle for the time

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god forbid you be a normal looking person with no social media presence

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u guys are proper weird about kwydra’s husband

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follow for more big brained football thoughts

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with the amount of botox in his face I’m surprised Ronaldo’s never dabbled with lip filler

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I have not been enjoying this book very much for both complicated and aesthetic reasons but I do think Georgi Gospodinov went Gospodinofffff here. He’s onto something!

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ask me how I know

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What people don’t tell you about having a giant scar down your back is that sometimes you get an itch you literally can’t scratch because the itch is underneath the part of your skin that is still numb

[N @dearvotion]

Crying real tears. I admire children so much and how sincere they are in communicating their own perspectives.

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mind ur fuckin business