Evan Almighty

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Kinda shit that makes you levitate outta your seat

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

We meet again, my friend... 🦇

[Thomas R. Holtz, Jr. 🦖💕 (he/him) @TomHoltzPaleo]

Revisiting the enigmatic Cheirolepidiaceae: origins, phylogenetic relationships, and a new whole-plant concept https://t.co/oHkV3EZL1F

[Dick B. Aulenhurismus🔻🍄 @SRK00LISMUS]

Wow my MVP promotes learning and exploration to the youth.

What does Shai Pilgeous-Adolfhitler promote? Underwear modeling

Chuka? Childhood obesity

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Militaires Sans Gluten @Comrade_Waluigi]

martin struck some sort of bargain where the next book series he would write would become incomprehensibly famous at the price of him dying upon its completion, but the demon forgot to close all the loopholes so he's immortal as long as he never finishes ASOIAF

[Science Magazine @ScienceMagazine]

A new Spinosaurus species uncovered in northern Niger appears to have been a wading predator of fish like its close relatives, but it lived as many as 1000 kilometers inland from the Tethys Sea. The fossil find may represent a third phase of evolution for this group of massive, fish-eating dinosaurs.

Learn more this week in Science: https://t.co/VeNZ7Vktix

[Cody Fandom @CodyFandom_]

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Dinosaur Valley State Park in Glen Rose, Tx is in danger!!! Please help spread the word.

They want to install a 2600 ACRE data center there that will destroy the natural resources.

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

So true, Mel

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Third angle of today’s shooting of a 37-year-old male by agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota, clearly shows one of the agents running away from the scuffle before the shooting carrying the victim's handgun, a Sig P320.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@JDVance You called him an assassin before we knew his name.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

A move completely antithetical to the ethos of the Alamo and to those who love the theatrical experience they provide. This is a profound and upsetting mistake @alamodrafthouse

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

It turns out the biggest set of testicles in DC is on the 74 year old math geek.

[chris @ATR3lDES]

“cinema should be seen in cinemas”

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

Nanotyrannus is on the nice list!