evan reed

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Need a beer.. hate “feelings”

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Yesterday was well needed 👌🏻

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Pray to god, but I'm feeling like he's going deaf

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Prayers for ex... she ain’t sick or anything, just out there being dumb as fuck

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I️ only like the things I️ can’t have...

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

How pissed do you think my mom will be when she finds out I️ spent my amazon gift cards on a tattooing kit ? 🤔🤫

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I️ was fucking stupid then we broke up

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I️ just caught a plate on fire in the microwave 😑

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

It sucks I can’t flirt with the teller at the bank because she can see how much is in my checking and being a broke deadbeat isn’t hot.

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I️ just wanna make it big so I️ can donate to the aspca 😔

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

EVERYBODY keep my fucking name out of your mouths

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

The girl I love’s got another guy
He might be fucking her right now

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Do it or fuck off

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Spoiler alert. If a guy kisses your thighs after eating the 😽 it’s cause he’s wiping his face off. #sorrynotsorry

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Do baby showers serve beer ?? Asking for a friend...

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

@TeeWarr Aquaphor

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I support single moms

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

Can wait for work to be over so I can play pool..

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

I'd take being being alone in this world then being famous in a heartbeat.

[evan reed @evanrfox219]

She's smoke
I pull her in nice and slow
She's a habit and I can't let go