🚨JUST IN: Donald Trump was reportedly furious and having a meltdown that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.
Send Barron Trump to Iran instead.
The White House says Barron Trump is “too tall” at 6'9" for military service.
David Robinson was 7'0" and put his NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy.
Height clearly wasn’t an excuse then and it isn’t now.