Evan Savells

I’m just two dogs in a human costume | Boy Yeets World I tweet about Libertarian things and anything that I find hilarious

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@DLoesch You are the ghoul supporting a man who can’t stick to his principles. She stuck to hers and all she got was a knife in the back from her supposed friend.

History will not look kindly on people like you.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@misterchambo @SecKennedy @RandPaul I hope they do don’t get me wrong.

But history tells us that nothing ever happens.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@misterchambo @SecKennedy @RandPaul What remains to be seen? That this is posturing and nothing ever happens?

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@misterchambo @SecKennedy Sure. But we both know this is coming out after May 11th of this year for posturing.

They could have released this long before that to prove he lied under oath and to help @RandPaul prosecute him in time.

But they didn’t. It’s all posturing.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@JoshPateCFB @JohnNaborsShow This man is a knower.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@elonmusk Genuine question. I maybe mistakenly understood that there was a decent amount of debris out in space? How is it holding up? Would that shorten that timeframe?

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@JohnNaborsShow @InsideArkansas I bought you a Busch Light one time and I didn’t get a tweet!

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@Bearanowski they are coming for you

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A possible case of the flesh-eating screwworm parasite is being investigated in Texas.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

“If you build it….the Epsteins will come.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner are building a $1.5 billion luxury resort on a former military island off Albania’s coast.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

Shut down comments. What a loser.

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐀𝐜𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 @AcuffMUSE]

This whole regional has been one of Dave Van Horns WORST coaching jobs I’ve ever seen

It’s truly time

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@robhogue5 Lmfao. We may have the dumbest fan base in the world.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

Most likely some truth this based on all 8 Omaha teams now eliminated. With only two of them even making their respective Regional final.

[Josh Bertaccini @RealJBSportsMan]

DVH says last year’s success hindered this year’s @RazorbackBSB team: “You gotta get some help. We didn’t get what we needed. Guys ended up other places. When you’re in Omaha for 2 weeks, they jump you for players. Good ones are gone. It is what it is.” #WPS

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@dougboneparth @Polymarket 4.500 inches

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

You see that em dash in there?

Thats AI. Nobody real uses em dashes.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

@ScottMorris12 Pay that woman!

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

Legit the best news America can hear right now. If Ted is concerned. We are in a good spot to end this.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I am deeply concerned about what we are hearing about an Iran “deal,” being pushed by some voices in the administration.

President Trump’s decision to strike Iran was the most consequential decision of his second term. He was right to do so, and we achieved extraordinary military results—including destroying all of their missiles & drones and sinking their entire navy.

If the result of all that is to be an Iranian regime—still run by Islamists who chant “death to America”—now receiving billions of dollars, being able to enrich uranium & develop nuclear weapons, and having effective control over the Strait of Hormuz, then that outcome would be a disastrous mistake.

The details are still coming out—and I pray the early reports are wrong—but the fact that Biden’s Rob Malley is praising the deal is not encouraging.

President Trump believes in peace through strength, and his strong leadership has already made America much safer. He should continue to hold the line, defend America & enforce the red lines he has repeatedly drawn.

[Evan Savells @EvanSavells]

She looks like a moldy king cake

[New York Post @nypost]

Lisa Rinna debuts shocking new look at Cannes with oversized white hair and wild dress https://t.co/NdwHz9e9V8