Tyler Thomas

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

#SignsWeAreGettingOlder The Fact i'm starting to miss the comfort of having to go to High School and getting an education, while also dealing with the fact i'm in my 20's having a midlife crisis.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

@s8n They are just like you but they wear bigger high heels. Satan in high heels what a concept.

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I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah. You're a Goofy Goober Yeah We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah. Goofy Goober YEAH..... Thanks for all the memories Stephen Hillenburg.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

@s8n @richbrian Should've told me that before i had my little accident.

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@s8n Why Stephen though? You bastard.

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@zeepaardenfun @s8n Well practice before the main event unless you're just a lonely single

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

Dear Santa, Black Lingerie goes better with naughty.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

@s8n Bitch i'm old school i'm bringing down my N64

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

@GoodMenProject Well if you go there will be trouble.

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@danagould Love that sign placement. It's like go on this street death and despair the other street light and hope HAHAHA can't be the only one who thought that.

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YOU GUYS! https://t.co/kj7IStpvTc Look at these amazing shoes.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

The Government: The 2nd amendment gives you the right to arm yourselves.
ME: With Swords?
Them: No Guns
Me: Why not Swords?
Them: You can use a sword if you want.
Me: Okay thanks but i wasn't asking for permission.

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One of my Pet Peeves is saying my life sucks. Home wise it's pretty good. Career Wise and Future wise i'm pretty clueless but i am grateful for lot of the things i have.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

#MakeAMovieThankful Thank The Godfather.

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@AliciaMarieBODY That's if my dogs were still puppies. They fill like half the floor now they huge.

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@s8n @s8nspam @Satan Will they just verify you already? They probably verified God's holy ass.

[Tyler Thomas @EvansHemsPratt]

@GreyDeLisle Way to kill the Thanksgiving dinner without having to use extreme force.

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@s8n Do people always attempt to kill you in your own home? I mean Hell right? They just can't get enough of challenging the big dog.

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@GregBaldwinIroh I couldn't imagine owning a business. I mean it would be fun to be your own boss but also managing it and keeping it going making sure it stays afloat. Most businesses don't have the luxury of the big brand names.