jade evans

[jade evans @evansjadek]

the things I would do to just pack my bags and leave

[Dylan Bernard @TheDylanBernard]

It’s Friday & I need a beer

[jade evans @evansjadek]

@jazzyj024 how does one get their face to look like yours

[jade evans @evansjadek]

me: “My brother asked me to look for Michelob Ultra’s”
Isabel: “Wait, isn’t that a cigarette?”

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

2020 Gerber baby is first adopted baby chosen for campaign
https://t.co/7RzyFMEDqI

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

an appreciation post for legend Kitty Forman

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[jade evans @evansjadek]

@gracieakorth I thought it was bleach blonde but now you’re scaring me

[taymoneyduh @taymoneyduh]

Would die for a lake day & a sunburn

[. @spencerh40]

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me alone with my thoughts vs me alone with my thoughts five minutes later

[jade evans @evansjadek]

@Lhaukom8 oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one!!

[Lauren Graff @Lhaukom8]

I have a weird attraction to Nick Miller, it cannot be logically explained

[jade evans @evansjadek]

@sydneycurrieee speaking of..imma go eat some rn

[jade evans @evansjadek]

thought I took two melatonin before bed at around 10pm last night.. haven’t been able to fall asleep since and I’m just realizing now it’s bc I took two vitamin B pills that GIVE YOU ENERGY OH MY GOD

[jade evans @evansjadek]

@brenden_j3 That’s what I’m sayin!!

[jade evans @evansjadek]

I wish when you looked on snap map, you can see what songs people are listening to

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

yes Netflix i am indeed still watching

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Due to coronavirus precaution, Bob Shellard isn't allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home. So he stood outside her window and held up a sign that said "I've loved you 67 years and still do. Happy Anniversary." https://t.co/cIwZxwmZeN

[Shedd Aquarium @shedd_aquarium]

The adventure continues! 🐧🐧
This morning, Edward and Annie explored Shedd’s rotunda. They are a bonded pair of rockhopper penguins, which means they are together for nesting season. Springtime is nesting season for penguins at Shedd, and this year is no different! (1/3) 👇