Mike Evans

Software Engineer at Markel.

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#crypto is on sale today

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Fun fact: I have a sixth sense when I look at a coffee cup that there is still a sip left.

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Daughter discovered the toilet plunger in the bathroom this morning. Suggested she could get her own Frozen© plunger for her birthday. I said that was a possibility.
Perhaps there is an untapped market here, Disney?

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Just saw a tree fall in a forest and I heard it.

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Me: When should we go camping?
Daughter: Yesterday.

Amen.

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Apple Face ID consistent fails to recognize me when I’m eating food. I’ve discovered a joyous way to beat the surveillance state.

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To the Boy Scouts in the airport wearing Crocs: Always be prepared.

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There are people who would throw away a lone sock. And those who would never throw away a lone sock.

I’m debating which one I am.

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@KyDerbyFestival . As a resident of the #IroquoisPark area and someone who has spent considerable time in the park enjoying the wildlife, I would like to urge you to seriously reconsider fireworks of this scale around my neighbors

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My daughter believes that Taco Bell is a car wash where we get quesadillas

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Raisin Bran + half and half = 💯

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Idea: Wrap up every Amazon box that arrives in December without identifying the contents. Then enjoy the surprise of things you forgot y’all purchased on Christmas 🎁

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Idea: Instacart, but for forgotten laptop chargers.

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2/ I have benefited greatly from from receiving each day as what I have been given, and not making promises that tomorrow I can thrive if I just ________. I don't have that kind of control, but I am accountable to the responsibilities I have today in this place.

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For some reason, on May 29, 2016 I wrote these words on a note to myself, probably because someone I respected said them to me:

"It's time to stop thinking that this is a transitional period."

That is probably as much true today as it ever has been. 1/

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Idea: Smart toilet paper holder that tells the user when they are attempting to load the TP backwards. (Not naming names here) 🧻

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There is a perfect temperature for coffee. I just experienced it. Oh. Wait. It passed.
But there *is* a perfect temperature for coffee.

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@chrisburgin95 @jewelstar87 They do that on fridays.

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I love Nextdoor. There. I said it.

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@chrisburgin95 Wrong. Its 99% lost cat pictures and 1% gold.