Evan

everything's coming up Millhouse, baby

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Celtics broadcast not playing around

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It’s called “doing your own research.”

[Evan @evansmith63]

@proceduralist Wow!!

[Evan @evansmith63]

@GabrielRyor Goff and a couple of 1st rounders for Stafford

[Evan @evansmith63]

@BillAckman Thanks Bill, just one question:

- what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Evan @evansmith63]

@tttifff You just made my night! Thank you

[Evan @evansmith63]

@tttifff I didn’t get to see it on Hulu tonight is it still up or was it just live?

[Evan @evansmith63]

@colorado_87 @wkndatburney @barstoolsports A team that playing .500 baseball at the trade deadline should not be selling that hard, full stop

[Evan @evansmith63]

@sokka_sebastian @barstoolsports Well if people are taking notes from the Cubs front office then you absolutely DO have to settle for a slew of mediocre minor league prospects

[Evan @evansmith63]

@barstoolsports Story can’t have it both ways though. He can’t say on the record a week before the deadline “The Rockies are not a farm team for the rest of the league” and then be pissed off when he doesn’t get dealt.

[Evan @evansmith63]

@tttifff I have a feeling that missing that concert is going to be a regret I carry for awhile 😂

But at the same time I’d much rather be at home than sandwiched in between 2 million disgusting, drunk, belligerent children. Tyler will be back.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This week I presented my amendment to remove barriers to research on therapeutic potential of psychedelic substances.

The 1st time I offered it, members laughed at me on the House floor. I got 91 votes.

This time, more understood. Support surged to 140 votes. We won’t give up!

[Evan @evansmith63]

I have never, in my history of being alive, seen a near .500 team panic as unbelievably hard as the Cubs did over the last 48 hours. There’s nobody left on that ball team. Nobody.

[Evan @evansmith63]

@JohnFit18371832 @barstoolsports Oh never mind then - it’s okay!

[Matt Putorti @MattPutorti]

Irony is dead.

[Evan @evansmith63]

@NworaVib3s @nathanmarzion A haul of mediocrity maybe

[Evan @evansmith63]

@nathanmarzion I’ve never seen a team panic so hard with a near .500 record. What the fuck are they thinking? Looking through the trades it looks like they got a bunch of garbage in return too. Maybe they’ll be back to the WS in 3020, maybe longer 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Evan @evansmith63]

@Cubs @Toyota Pathetic