cuntboy

Where am I? Who am I? What am I? Comic, Writer, All around know it all. Poser ass wannabe

[Nate Pyle @NatePyle79]

When pro-life = anti-masks, pro-gun, anti-immigration, anti-universal healthcare, and pro-death penalty you really have to wonder what kind of life we’re advocating for.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

We didn't know how good we had it when everything was completely horrible.

[cal? @cal_gif]

Every bathroom is gender neutral if you're there to do coke

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

I can’t wait to have sex with this

[Kris without a clever name @ParkListKris]

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver.

Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

[cuntboy @evansmithcomedy]

Raleigh has mandated an 11 P.M. curfew tonight in anticipation of citizens exercising constitutional rights.

[cuntboy @evansmithcomedy]

He’s actually doing it

[Tank Smith @tankfunkadelic]

THIS JUST IN! I will be buying a vacuum today!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I mean NONE of this is happening.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘Tradition’ is Peer Pressure from dead people.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

The line between them gets finer.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

So proud of #DaveChappelle for his Emmy win yesterday. A friend & an inspiration.

[Adam Gabel @TheAdamGabel]

I’d like to buy a Hot Dog truck cause it would take care of my all of my essential needs; travel, food, housing. Fortunately I have never essentially needed my dignity.

[Mark Brady @MarkBradyyy]

New skit Reporter Reporting. Full clip link below:

https://t.co/Ymrv8hP3A3

[cuntboy @evansmithcomedy]

@nicole_luce To feed NCAA championship winning athletes... people who have not eaten a carb ever in their adult lives.

[cuntboy @evansmithcomedy]

This is how a leader behaves. @chadwickboseman created super hero’s. Chadwick Boseman changed the world.

[cuntboy @evansmithcomedy]

A reminder of what honor looks like...

[Matt Jacobs @majacobs]

I interviewed Chadwick Boseman in 2017, and to think he was going through cancer while satisfying the physical demands of a Marvel movie...
https://t.co/MAB1ZYdcGS

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Every word Chris Webber says here should be listened to.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Wow, weird how the same people who said they wanted "peaceful protests" are now Very Upset at NBA players for protesting in literally the most peaceful way possible

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Time and time again, you’ve shown me how much I matter to you." https://t.co/LFBr7tkeTW