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A yapping account for Kansas men and otherwise.

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@xjoydivision Rob Delaney he’s so fine I cant

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@sudeikiston

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

Crashing. Out.

[Jason Sudeikis Updates @SudeikisNews]

📸 | jason sudeikis and brendan hunt at the ted lasso s4 premiere in la

[Jason Sudeikis Updates @SudeikisNews]

📸 | jason sudeikis and brendan hunt at the ted lasso s4 premiere in la

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

Me scrolling through big slick twitter at 3 am for the other side of the planet

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

Crashing out over middle aged men from Kansas on the other side of the planet

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

If I speak If I speak If I speak If I speak

[Jason Sudeikis Updates @SudeikisNews]

📸 | jason sudeikis at big slick 26 press conference

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

So begins the yearly ritual of me crashing out over whose gonna be at big slick this year.

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME (throws self on the ground like a five year old)

[mykieispunk @honkytonkflame]

YAOI PREVAILS

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

That shouldve been ME

[maevey @uwublier]

@Variety currently wylemaxxing at the hollywood bowl

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

Tired: saving money for emergencies and/or retirement

Wired: saving money so when Dr. Robby auctions off a physical examination on stage for charity you can throw money at it Willy Nilly

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

Someone got a physical examination from Dr Robby last night and it wasn’t me so obviously I need to crash out. (I dont have 16,000 dollars lying around.)

[Evan MET JASON!!!! @evanst0pit]

@malljunkie Oooh meee thank uuuu

[isy @inlosv]

eu agradeço mt pelo shawn ser assim perturbado da cabeça, pq em q mundo um homem de 50 anos com uma família formada se prestaria a fazer um áudio porno so pra alimentar o fandom, ESSE É IDOLO DE VDD MSM

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Not sure how Pedro’s fans are going to handle a play where he has a love affair with a literal goat and his gay son tries to seduce him but I can’t wait to find out

[meowwww @cncmeoww]

older men

[kik (pittpilled!!!!!!) @aozorawaltz]

i need him in a way that would set feminism back by 50 years