Evan

X’ing into the abyss / pop singer-songwriter with some flow, check my music out ⬇️

[Evan @evansternbach]

@tedcruz He’s no longer employed by a company that reports based on what the government wants them to report, you fucking round idiot

[Evan @evansternbach]

@EmmanuelMacron Did you surrender as well, pansy?

[Evan @evansternbach]

@PeterSweden7 @grok is this video from June 2025

[Evan @evansternbach]

@stoolpresidente If the sign had said Palestinians or Muslims instead of Jews, you probably would’ve laughed and ignored it…

[Evan @evansternbach]

@JavvnVVick @DNevil09 😂

[Evan @evansternbach]

@37KONECNY Bryce sent us to the World Series, and we want him in the lineup until he’s 40. Think you need to go find another hobby if you don’t know the difference here Emily

[Evan @evansternbach]

@BeardownDoc @LateRoundQB What the Bears fan is going on here.

[Evan @evansternbach]

Commanders are awful at football, Birds win feels fantastic

[Bryson Stott @bryson_stott10]

No offense and I mean this sincerely, but does anyone even know where the Hard Rock Cafe even is?

[Evan @evansternbach]

@phillysport Nobody is paying for this garbage

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Yoo @RIAA do yall have beef with TuneCore? 3:15 has been beyond platinum for months and we’ve been tryna certify it and you keep givin us the run around. I know the industry hates to see a platinum song on TuneCore that was distributed for barely a dollar but yea get it together asap

[Evan @evansternbach]

@Steve_Perrault @BRWalkoff Wish it was true for you 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Evan @evansternbach]

@SkizzyMars The New York Wildcats are gonna ruin my Sixers yet again

[Evan @evansternbach]

@Yanks142 @MLB Incomprehensible to the human mind

[Evan @evansternbach]

@LostTribeSports @barstoolsports Nah, we just consistently build around someone that can’t stay healthy deep enough into the playoffs and the front office is in denial

[ally @missmayn]

if you’re on a boeing flight it’s not cringe anymore to clap when the plane lands.

[Evan @evansternbach]

Mann maybe I should stay active on here with how often IG craps out

[Evan @evansternbach]

@kclairerogers This is why the PGA is in the state that it’s in

[Evan @evansternbach]

@QuinnXCII Literally the only music I listened to from 17-19yo, fantastic album