“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”
Maybe because:
• They graduated into a pandemic
• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse
• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%
• Watched a world war start before they turned 25
• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from
• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled
• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown
• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless
• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs
• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire
• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill
But yeah.
It’s the avocado toast.
Listen, I don't care if you're straight. I have lots of straight friends, I just wish they'd stop pushing their agenda so brazenly in front of the kids. How do you even explain this to them? You don't wear two different types of shoes, do you? No!
April Fools is coming up soon, Here is your yearly reminder:
~ Don't fake illness
~ Don't fake drama
~ Dont joke doxx
~ Don't fake graduate
~ Dont pretend to lie/breakup/cheat
~ Dont fake pregnancy/miscarriage
If it hurts someone, its not a joke.