Evan Thomas

[Crocs @Crocs]

You ever go straps front just to live on the edge?

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

The NFL should formally apologize to Colin Kaepernick.

[ABOOGIEWITDAHOODIE @ArtistHBTL]

Artist 2.0 is coming real real soon. I'm putting the final touches on it. I can't wait to share it with you.

[B. @ohheyyB]

How do you spoil a movie that’s been out since ‘94?

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW BEAUTIFUL

[Satan @s8n]

I’m calling the police

[Karim 🦇 @KremaOffical]

Me when one of my homies is playing a girl that’s down for them:

[Carlo Colaiacovo @CarloColaiacovo]

Linesman is staring right at Chara as he does this. Why can’t he make the call? Disgusting

[Neek @babyltaly]

me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night

me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener

[Madison @madisonbosil]

A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:

Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe

Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip

[Flintor @TheFlintor]

Mitch Marner sacrifices his body to make two HUGE blocks in a 1 goal game in the dying seconds.

The whole team embraces him after the win.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

Them: “Don’t come in here with that bs”

Me coming in with the bs: https://t.co/tdCorzj4jr