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because it’s so much fun, Jan

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imma tin this pweet

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the serpent telling eve to eat the fruit

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noticing I send gay reels to the boys chat more often than to my homosexual boyfriend

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why aren’t we protesting hot pockets for removing the fucking pocket

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bro doing edgy racism trends now 🤡

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I had to visit THE statue

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realizing that the frequency at which I proclaim that I’m “so back” is indicative of me being perpetually so not back.

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Trump blaming Signal for leaked DMs is like me blaming Internet Explorer 8 on my family's Windows XP computer for having "boys kissing" in its search history.

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EOD, more like pee-OD

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thing about me is I can be tricked into having a great time

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FUCK MAN FUCK DRONES FUCK

[beef @VIOLENCEPRONE]

How to get the light back in my eyes Reddit

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bring back telling people to get a grip

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

JD Vance trying to order doughnuts set to the Veep end credits

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there is a resemblance

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I’m gonna start tweeting again

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sports fans referring to their favorite teams using “we” and “us” and “our” is so adorable

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

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@friskykittytity bread

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If the boys hit a lick and chat isn’t around to clip it, were they even goated with the sauce?