Evan

If you're going to talk about me behind my back at least check out my great ass.

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@jasmineamyr The group chat has been saying this

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@CarineK Someone has a gambling problem or Nick has to pay Priyanka her monthly beardimony

[Evan @evanthoughts]

I think that Nessa is dead so now we’re making Boq music

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@zachbreechen The other pov

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Pauline giving Angie Katsanevas

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Walked through Prospect Park trying to find out where the fire was

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@levueglamour Idk, I wouldn’t be so sure about that…

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@gibsonoma @LisaBarlow7 I literally stopped to tell her how much I loved her sign

[Evan @evanthoughts]

I love gay guy Halloween bc when else can you walk through Times Square dressed as a bloodied Nicole Scherzinger/Norma Desmond???

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@JakeDoesntCare Can you DM it to me please? Will be forever grateful!

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Pines Pantry overstock

[selena @spoonfulsofbway]

first preview swag for sunset boulevard! reusable bag!

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Troye Sivan music video auditions

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The standard for ballerina waists.

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Lobster looks delectable in newly-shared photo.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Red Lobster exits bankruptcy.

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@nbcsnl There’s gonna be a big Chloe Troast-shaped gap this season

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

New on @MSNBC: Former RHONY star @CaroleRadziwill is officially being vetted by the Harris campaign as a potential vice presidential nominee pick, according to two sources familiar with the process. @NBCNews

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@hunteryharris I’ve always maintained he’s the Elon Musk of tennis… trying too hard to be likable/funny, the worst fans imaginable, etc etc

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Made a BLT with red wine vinegar marinated tomatoes for lunch today

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Countess Luann

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Sabrina Carpenter is rumored to collaborate with a big artist on her “Short n’ Sweet" album.

Who do you think it is?

[Evan @evanthoughts]

@schlife A second Great Comet nominee has hit the Minskoff

[Evan @evanthoughts]

Listening to Charli Xcx’s new album on Constant Repeat