evan

recovering catholic school student.

[evan @evantodd_]

Dear Louisville All Girl,

Congratulations on hitting the jackpot! We’re pleased to inform you that your penthouse suite is ready with full luxury accommodations. For the 11th time in a row, might we add. We hope you enjoy your stay.

Sincerely,
Management

[evan @evantodd_]

LOUISVILLE LARGE COED! I am such a proud alumn. That 2018 Trophy is dusty. Time to remind the Bandshell what shade of red is their favorite! 🙂‍↕️🤩😭

[evan @evantodd_]

tweet tweet 🤭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Teachers can’t even get students to turn in their homework on time, but sure, let’s pretend they’re running a secret gender cabal.

[leon @skyferrori]

and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Where did you come from bitch

- me to cotton eyed joe

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Don’t fucking talk to him like that

[nate @homoclassical]

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system...
Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right?
Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted!
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

[jordan🪩 @fairyytaleswift]

one gasp, and then… how did it end?

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

📹 | Close up of the final Eras Tour bow 🎇 #VancouverTSTheErasTour

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

that’s Nicole Kidman

[⟡ @sapphicmacbeth]

i want to be her when i grow up

[brett @itskindaover]

Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.

[B @the_petshopboy]

Can't explain it but Bronwyn is the closest we will ever have to a Real Housewife being a gay man.

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

You dumb old f—king piece of sh*t — leather rubbery b*tch Donald Trump hands

[rie ꫂ ၴႅၴ @breakingreverie]

“we were lying on your couch… i love you gracie *laughs*” GOOD FUCKING BYE

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This isn’t a cabinet.

This is a junk drawer.

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts