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i watch movies and shitpost
that's pretty much it

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

type of game NL would play while philosophizing on life

[Nas @NasNakarus]

i made a game where you literally have to find a needle in a haystack

the catch is there are 5,000,000 pieces of hay and only 1 needle

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

this site keeps trying to tell me audrey hobert is bad. everyone really is miserable here

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

This nepo baby shit gotta stop.

[hev @valvertt]

don't tell him that he can't keep on dancing at the pink pony club

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

Hayden Panettiere?! What the hell

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

@Atma_Avatar @moviefan67 type a mf

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

@clockwork_wb okay but can i buy the 4k?!

[Warner Bros. Clockwork @clockwork_wb]

Introducing our first NC-17 rated feature: KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS.

In theaters October 16 for an exclusive one-week engagement.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

he absolutely knows he looks dope as hell

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

@Chincemcmahon @RayCotolo it's bros first day on twitter

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[august ₊˚ @thef0urthcolour]

mr krabs was so desperate to hear underscores on the radio IJBOL

[John Early @bejohnce]

Did you know that we made a Maddie's Secret eau de parfum?

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

we're so fucking back it's not even funny

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT gets a Definitive Collector's Edition Blu-ray from Lionsgate on 10/13.

Includes 3 versions: 2024 theatrical & festival cuts restored from original Hi8 tapes & 16mm film, available in the U.S. for 1st time, plus original 35mm theatrical exhibition version.

[Dimes @EvenDroppinDime]

I wish for a dollar.

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

heather blair witch project edit set to camera by charli xcx

[milena @crabpatches]

charli xcx wrote this one about him

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

POV: Me hearing white girl bangers playing at the local dive bar while on my way to work

[balta 🇦🇷 @BGarcN2]

circe the odyssey

[Ɛᴠʏ @evanuisance]

@ThomasGrosso2 @derrickouthere I'd argue that it's not Circe being a bad host, but rather it's Odysseus' men being bad guests that does them in.