JohnEvanzuh

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@EthereumJesus I’m new to this; can I ask you something? If no American bank allows its customers to bring in cryptocurrency and exchange it for US dollars, then what’s the point in all of this?

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@AngokAkot1 Hi, you play for Washington High School in Sioux Falls, SD? How tall are you in your bare feet, and what is your actual weight? I'm an ex-recruiting analyst but it's just a hobby now.

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@Phenom_Hoops I've noticed that on NBA rosters, players all exaggerate their heights by at least 2 inches. If you're running a professional scouting service, is there any way you can get the exact height and weight for each prospect you list? Thanks!

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@EmmaJoNYC Hunter Biden has a son?

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@CoachEddie2 Good advice. When you say to go where the interest is, you mean, a school that contacts the prospect by the U.S. mail, and invites him to one of their summer camps?!

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@VaPrepsRivals I'm a UVa alum. Zach Rice and Shawn Murphy have steadily been going in the wrong direction, haven't they? I can remember at times in the past few years when at both of them were a national top-5-in-their-class picks, although not at the same time.

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@proportio @Cryptopathic @withFND So, you're trying to sell the photo of yourself for $60,305.31? They're going to be paying you in ETH though, right?

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@jerrymeyer247 Without naming names, do you know of any college athletic coaches who are retiring, but they're not telling anyone that it's because they've tested positive for COVID-19?

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@55mmbae So he's protesting against this convience store?

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@heidiklum I thought they had like 8-10 guys in their group. You know, PST or something? What was their name? So, they dropped half of the band? They seemed to have dropped the tallest members, the guys who seemed to be transitioning(?)

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@chrisrock Wow, that is incredible! The text number....ah, I see. That's some independent number that you probably never even look at. Or it's too some random grocery store in Brooklyn, and they don't even realize it. You know, Chris what Comedy Central needs is some Comedy. And

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@KwameBurnerAcct Is this the 500-pound guy who died in 2011? Where is this from? There are a few extremely obsese men of color who are successful as basketball comics! The heaviest one passed away, I just read.

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@ComedyCentral Who is the "talent scout" for Comedy Central? I have someone who is at least as funny as the tenth episode of The Office you run each day. I'm serious. I mean, I would pay money to watch this guy. Who do I contact at Comedy Central?

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@RebeccaLobo Yes! And BYOSATP! (bring your own soap and toilet paper).

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@Bellmore Never trust strangers who offer you food.

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@CuffsTheLegend It's more entertaining than Division 1 men's basketball. The problem is good luck finding out when a team is really playing, and who their players really are, unless you're the official scorer.

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@PastorDScott Cool. Where does it say he's 6-7?

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@etanthomas36 Yes, but that doesn't make any sense. Without AAU basketball, colleges would still find high school players and give them scholarships. More and more players are from foreign countries, right? I don't think the AAU is a big thing in Europe, Africa, or South America. :)

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@TSD_Ent Promoted? Now that's some high quality H2O.

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@lthompson4lt AAU is great, isn't it?!! Both teams wearing dark jerseys! 3 games going at once, so you hear whistles going off on all 3 courts at once!! If you're a college coach, good luck trying to follow a "schedule"! Rosters? Jersey numbers? You stand next to the official scorer's book!