eva…

disrespectful

[eva… @evaoclock]

i asked about you at the marketplace of ideas and they said you’re banned for life. picture on the wall and everything.

[paul @paulswhtn]

I can always tell when Love Island is on because yall post tweets with nothing but an arbitrary name and a meme like

SIMON!

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[‏۟ @fawnchaela]

she said she had legs and then she started walkinggggg

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Hadn’t quite got the hang of it yet had they

[Juliet @palejasmine]

I’d like his instagram stories

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[Cloudbu$ter @kungfukenny2000]

Fresh out of fucks forever

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

They just don't make time machines like they will.

[cris die @criisdie]

the day that i met you i started dreaming

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Mia @boygrrI]

we got The Event friday

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?