Eva Purfit

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

What’s your plans for this week?

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@rezzy2486 Messaged you x

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@Gurliexxx1220 Messaged x

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

2x Platform 18 weekend tickets, anyone want them?
#platform18glasgow #frazi.er

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

Milky Chance European Tour 2022: Register for Presale & WIN a 2000€ Trip for 2 to opening night in Switzerland #milkychance: https://t.co/IlDAYAot2D

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

Ok. I've been convinced to return.
Witty jokes, depressing quotes and self gloat pending.

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

The windows in my flat are so shit that from the first floor with the telly on I've just heard someone grogg outside. People make Glasgow 🥴

[Elain @ElainMcD]

Coatbridge people and the surrounding area, please keep an eye out for my friend's mum.

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@floriibunda This is too relatable, I get so excited over it.

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

Dunno if it's just me or does it feel like you're the first woman every delivery guy in Glasgow has ever seen.

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@floriibunda Bad idea, boys dont listen X

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@floriibunda Love u also xxx

[Flo @floriibunda]

If anyone wants to buy me a spontaneous present, any jelly cat teddy will do xxx

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@objsucks He used to eat plain unsalted rice cakes with mackerel in tomato sauce out a tin for lunch when he was hungover.

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

It’s that time of year

[William Macdougall @6williammac6]

Merry Christmas to everyone apart from the stingray that killed Steve Irwin

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

No be obsessed with my dugs farts

[Taylor @McilhoneTaylor]

I’m so obsessed with candles and wax melts and smelly things

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

Decided I'm not doing sober for October and instead I'll do a 31 day bender in December.
lf you'd like to donate to the pint fund let me know.

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

@IslaR17 can we include toes please?

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

“You shouldn’t ever sleep with more people than you have fingers” - IR @IslaR17

[Eva Purfit @evapurfit]

I'm genuinely very impressed with the sheer amount of alcohol I can consume. That's my talent. That's all I've got.