Eva

[Eva @evarichter33]

I just interviewed a fly

[Eva @evarichter33]

If god was real there would be a muffin emoji

[Eva @evarichter33]

Why haven’t they made jewelry for fruits and veggies

[Eva @evarichter33]

I’m watching a dj set

[Eva @evarichter33]

It’s crazy how much noise one boy can make

[Eva @evarichter33]

I know the eggs are free range, but am I?

[Eva @evarichter33]

Can you eat jajang noodles with spam if you’re teething?

[Eva @evarichter33]

Me at dinner: I love napkin

[Eva @evarichter33]

Backseat lasso-ing

[Eva @evarichter33]

It smells funny when I backflip

[Eva @evarichter33]

When I’m talking to you just know I’m imagining you wearing a beret

[Eva @evarichter33]

Feeling like Hillary Clinton when she walks into that kitchen

[Eva @evarichter33]

Taking a quick sip from the emergency eye wash station

[Eva @evarichter33]

Mo’ loafers, mo’ problems

[Eva @evarichter33]

I’m just sitting in a bowl of pants

[Eva @evarichter33]

I sure do hope no one pantses me at the grocery store

[Eva @evarichter33]

Seeing a pair of Phoenix Suns crocs when you aren’t expecting it can really change the course of your day

[Eva @evarichter33]

To live out the rest of my life in a little cabbage in the woods ….

[Eva @evarichter33]

I got to go see about a grill

[Eva @evarichter33]

Love when they put a shish kebab on a fancy drink