eva

evil lesbian

[✿ jules ❀ @julezkunzite]

“femme lesbians look straight”

and they’re dressed like this

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Scale model showing how mangrove forests stop waves damaging the coast.

[eva @evascoolx]

sometimes when my wife isn’t home I watch dan and phil

[is's pervert butch 𐂯 @muttbutch]

something I find so funny about the lesbians with their self-proclaimed "gold star" label is that every older (like 40+) lesbian I've talked to has said it was always a snarky thing. it was always like, what do you want, a gold star?

[urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero]

That dawg in me lowkey a cat

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

this was MY heated rivalry

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

8:30pm at your parent’s house feels like 2am anywhere else

[eva @evascoolx]

🥰😭

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

At least the Hunger Games had high speed rail…

[blue @bluewmist]

i like luxury things like:
resting without guilt
slow mornings
watching sunsets
being present

[eva @evascoolx]

@Big_tagg parking. what do you mean I have to pay for my car to exist? more than I pay the state for registration/inspection/insurance?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.

[eva @evascoolx]

orange. mess free and makes ur bathroom smell good

[A @seattleiminyou]

What’s a waterproof food I can eat in the shower

[A @seattleiminyou]

What’s a waterproof food I can eat in the shower