binch

I'm the egg in your crocs

[binch @evatheegg]

I know for a fact that anyone in medieval times that had the same haircut as Matt Damon in The Last Duel died of dysentery

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[binch @evatheegg]

@surferbugs I have never thought of going to North Carolina but if it wasn’t a pandemic I would literally go ASAP just to have these on my body holy shit. So good!!

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

A small tax - 0.1% - on each Wall Street trade would reduce high frequency trading, a practice which drains profits from retail investors and benefits only the very rich.

We could use the close to $1 trillion it would generate to cancel all student debt and make college free.

[Darien™ 🧊 @darienmeshell]

This could literally save a life. Save a family. My god

[Darien™ 🧊 @darienmeshell]

Everyone in the foster care system should know this 👁👄👁

[Brooklyn @Brooklynreed_]

What I’m gonna need y’all NOT to do is scroll past this post and act like nothing is happening. This is somebody’s sister,aunt &daughter She has been missing since December 23rd and the POLICE ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO SHARE THIS POST. @News3LV

[binch @evatheegg]

Kings of Leon really said “YOOOOO this coitus is LIT”

[binch @evatheegg]

@ArianaGrande frog song please. Lizard is also acceptable

[binch @evatheegg]

I need Ariana to make a song about frogs. Or at least one inspired by them

[l 🍉 @loreleiwashere]

I have basically 10 days. I am nowhere near my goal. Please boost 🧡

[binch @evatheegg]

Just putting it out there. Whoever stole my debit card info and spent $227 at Madewell I really fuckin hate you. You really messed up my shit.

[binch @evatheegg]

@mega_tron801 @ecgeller Period!!!

[binch @evatheegg]

Me every year: Spotify, I’m sorry but you’ve got it wrong. My music taste is much more varied than this. I’m an alternative girl

Also me every day throughout the year: Today...is a day for ass shaking

[binch @evatheegg]

@triathalonmusic YESSSS

[binch @evatheegg]

@1990SHORRORFILM What the fuck Tenet isn’t even streaming why would u spoil

[binch @evatheegg]

@escobvr21 @MarisolAriana4 Today you chose violence and lies