eva!

she/her

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

went through hell (trader joe’s parking lot) to get to heaven (trader joe’s)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

this rain sounds biblical

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

trader joe's should only sell candles i like and they should sell them all year

[lydia @dacarez0ne_]

they should pedestrianize every street in downtown boston

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

is the intuit dome going to email me every single day until january telling me to download their app

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

who's gonna take me to a red sox game so i can get that cooler cup

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

fenway park i am BEGGING you for vegetarian fenway franks

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

drug ads should be banned so i don't have to see skinny charles barkley

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

apparently people have been so mean in the nyt crossword comment section that a columnist had to tell everyone to calm down

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

sometimes you pause the nyt crossword and even close the tab but nyt says no actually you've spent 23 hours working on the sunday crossword

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

train conductor saw me coming and opened the doors again so i wouldn’t miss my train

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

i’m at a sold out early screening of project hail mary. let’s do this every day but reduce my commute time by 45 minutes

[eva! @evatheexplorer]

the coolidge corner theater should open a second location and put it next to my house