Eva✨

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

@BrandonBatiste I could probably quote little man. I liked it too lol

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

@soigomaa @imashlynnn Bigggggg eyeroll for this one 😂

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

Deleting people off of social media due to ignorance is ✨FREE THERAPY✨

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

@kaydot___ Feel this. I’m up with the baby and I’m literally just hungry 🫠

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

Help a girl out

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

☠️☠️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

High time for an AI fashion show

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

Me after having lunch

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

a thread of how marilyn monroe actually looked in real life, in honor of her 98th birthday

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

Having split homes is tough as a kid. Having split homes when you have a kid..... so much harder. 🥲

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me smiling at you because i didn't hear anything you just said

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

This little boy really just told his doctor "hey your wife is my wife now" ☠️

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

me waiting for a forehead kiss 😒

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

@chelsnicolee_ 🙏🏼🙏🏼 begginnnnggg America to step it up

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

The sweetest blessings. 💕

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

The way I'm dying for my best friend to be here tomorrow 😭☺️

[Eva✨ @evatoot]

If I can hear you clearing your throat sounding like a pig.. I shouldn't 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

having to find something to eat everyday is such a chore