Aaliyah

Alt acc/ 23/ 🇻🇦/ hopeless romantic/ full of wanderlust

[Aaliyah @evaxmila]

GRADUATED TODAY WITH 2 BACHELOR DEGREES AND ACCEPTED IN TWO LLMS!!! GOD IS GREAT 🥹🫶

[Aaliyah @evaxmila]

@HyperFocusSpace @ImSilverRose time for a review of Nolan’s Odyssey!!

[Arkunir @Arkunir]

La défaite d’hier + l’Argentine en finale dans le temps additionnel je commence à atteindre mes limites de ce que je peux accepter dans ma vie mentalement

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip

[🩷𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞🎀 @assa_chaan]

Les gens je crois que c'est vrm la merde

La loi de surveillance
Le pernis de tuer
Les problèmes de wifi
Les divertissements qui se multiplient en plus de ce qu'on a (coupes du monde, concerts...)

Il se trame quelque chose là

[𝒮 @6shxxx]

j’aime trop quand vous mélanger tout comme ça par contre 🤣

[Aaliyah @evaxmila]

@4990i Same screw this!!!

[tifa 🕊 @saintinblood]

i will deadass go offline and never tweet about football ever again. dont even talk about football near me

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🇫🇷💔

[Aaliyah @evaxmila]

😭 pays to be a germaphobe!!! Nothing wrong with a little vinegar bath

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

what’s crazy about the contaminated produce thing is literally last week a girl was getting flamed for saying we need to be washing our fruits + veggies more carefully + everyone was like “oh you’re being dramatic a little dirt isn’t going to hurt anyone” and now look 😭

[𝓐. ♡ *:･ﾟ✧ @negraesoterica]

They hate us so bad omg they’re all demons. But apparently WE are close minded lol you can’t make this up

[𓂀 @Cocohenaa]

je trouve bizarre les femmes qui jugent d’autres femmes parce que à un certaine âge elles sont toujours “vierges”

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

That's why you use @thejobbiebot to fight back. Automatically tailors your resume for every job and automatically applies.

[Vonn @itsthewealth4me]

Absolutely

You can have a business or even join the circus, but to get access to my money you have to have a degree in engineering, finance, international relations, or healthcare

Education has survived since the beginning of time, and it will until the end of time

[Bronzor @theobronzor]

Wow thank you goodwill

[𓏲ּ𝄢.ೃ࿐ @aldaphrodite]

the high earning wife.

[🦢 @emn__7]

people are getting married to people they’re not equally yoked with bc they’re impatient and fear that they’ll end up alone for life and that just never ends well

[Sadeeq mistakenly🇵🇹🇫🇷 @_svdeeqbello]

HE WAS!!!

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

It’s so crazy that if you take away your 9 year olds iPad and give them Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets that kid will be the smartest kid in their grade.