Evan Johnson

Engineer @ Amazon. React enthusiast.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

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[LeBron James @KingJames]

SEATTLE LETS GET IT!! Been over 15+ years since I've been back and played ball! Well the wait is almost over!! The 👑 is BACK! @JCrossover 🫡! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Just landed in Dallas to see @StephenCurry30 broke the record and to make it even doper he did it in the GARDEN!! WOW CONGRATS BROTHER!! INCREDIBLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Hez Woskey 🇵🇸 @hezwoskey]

Someone put the East Precinct for rent ($12) on craigslist. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m glad I took screenshots, cuz I knew they’d remove it quickly.

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

@gwkennedyiii Haha. Oh nice! Let me know how cutting your own hair goes and if you have any tips! Hope you are doing well!

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Quarantine pet peeve: long haired people showing completely normal selfies complaining about needing a haircut. My mullet and I have no empathy.

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Let us know if you think it might be helpful or have feedback. We are not sure of the value, but it seemed like a good way to spend some of our extra time.

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Seeing people offer to pick up groceries/essentials for high-risk individuals, a friend and I decided to make a site where people can request donations to be dropped off, and healthy people going shopping can find others nearby to help https://t.co/mrLiGP1l3Y

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Next time I quit, I know how I'm going out... https://t.co/bnhduYhIrY

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How is Columbus Day a holiday but Election Day not?

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Anyone looking for a last minute @JSConfUS ticket? No scalping here - $850. #JSConf

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

@RepJerryNadler Thanks for your logical questions yesterday with Peter Strzok

[CascadiaJS 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @CascadiaJS]

Hope you're all having a lovely weekend. We have some good news we'll be sharing soon. 😊

Here's a hint.

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

Here's an open letter from @evblurbs to @RepAdamSmith

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

@WheelofFortune you need this guy on your show! #terry4wheeloffortune

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

@WheelofFortune you need this guy on your show! #terry4wheeloffortune

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

I'm bummed I can't make it to #reactrally this year. I have one ticket I'm trying to offload - message me if you are interested. @ReactRally

[Nicole Sullivan @nicolesullivan.bsky.social @stubbornella]

Dude, the SF and LA train systems are tweeting poems at each other. LOL! https://t.co/nMVVwCYdH3

[Evan Johnson @evblurbs]

Also, I think it would be funny if first class seats were randomly placed on the plane. It would be like mixed income seating.